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"It's not happening."
— Baseball Tonight (@BBTN) August 15, 2016
Alex Rodriguez's publicist on if the former Yankee will play for another team this season. https://t.co/6ezktPGPDC
Thank you, Alex, for helping me (and others) avoid any potential awkwardness.
The Marlins march on, meanwhile, to face the hapless Reds. At 48-68, the Reds are 20 below and were called out in the beginning of the month by erstwhile ace Homer Bailey for "trying to lose 100 games."
If the Marlins, even the injury wracked Marlins we see before us today, can't take advantage of a team like this then they probably don't deserve to go the playoffs anyway.
Pitching Matchup
Team | Starter | ERA | FIP | ZIPS Projected ERA (ROS) |
CIN | Brandon Finnegan | 4.45 | 5.69 | 4.82 |
MIA | David Phelps | 2.40 | 2.98 | 3.86 |
The post-Stanton era (2016 version) line-up has Ichiro! playing right field and batting sixth. Ozuna and Realmuto both slide up. Chris Johnson, by virtue of the A-Rod news, lives another day on a major league roster. He plays first and bats seventh.
Bold Prediction: Marlins take game one 4-3.