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We Hereby Declare a FishStripes Holiday!

FishStripes is observing a national day of joyful celebration in honor of every Marlins fan's favorite long reliever extraordinairekeeper of the peacebest-named dude in sports.

HAPPY 28th BIRTHDAY, Hopper! May your year be injury-free, low in WHIP, and high in holds and double-play-inducing ground balls.

And remember, you can't spell Burke Heinrich Badenhop without Happ   Bir hda !!!

Uh... B-dai Boi? (OK, we tried.)