FishStripes is observing a national day of joyful celebration in honor of every Marlins fan's favorite long reliever extraordinaire/ keeper of the peace/ best-named dude in sports.
HAPPY 28th BIRTHDAY, Hopper! May your year be injury-free, low in WHIP, and high in holds and double-play-inducing ground balls.
And remember, you can't spell Burke Heinrich Badenhop without Happ Bir hda !!!
Uh... B-dai Boi? (OK, we tried.)