Look, we know how days like today can be. According to a recent study, the pressure on a dude to deliver the perfect valentine is considered only slightly less than the pressure a member of a bomb squad experiences when trying to dismantle a device that could level a thousand city blocks. So don't beat yourself up if you're struggling to figure out the perfect way to say "I really love... spending time with you."
We're here to help! Unfold yourself from the fetal position, grab that heart-shaped Whitman's Sampler you fought five other guys for at Walgreen's last night, and attach this heartfelt card that's sure to make your sweetie swoon. Just don't blame us if she's suddenly got an urge to pick out china...
LoMo. When you care enough to send the very Beast.