In ESPN the Magazine*, Nick Johnson wins a sliding award.
WORST FEETFIRST SLIDER
NICK JOHNSON MARLINS
"He'll slide feetfirst and get dirt down his back. I have no clue how that happens."
Nationals 3B Ryan Zimmerman (Johnson's response: "I don't know how to slide. I just fall.")
Woo Hoo! Congrats Nick!
* ESPN the Magazine. September 21,2009. Pg. 47.