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Phiten Florida Marlins Titanium X30 Necklace.

Product Description
Phiten Florida Marlins MLB Titanium X30 22" Necklace Phitens Aqua-Titanium is uniquely charged to create a stabilizing field that enhances your bodys natural systems. Benefits: Increases flexibility Relieves joint & muscle pain Alleviates discomfort Improves blood circulation Transports energy Reduces fatigue Perfect for anybody that is physically active Support your favorite team

Uh huh.  Exactly how is this necklace suppose to perform these physical wonders?  Does anyone know?  But if on the unbelievable chance it does, it should a part of the issued uniform to the team.  And if it does, you can have one too.