I promised I would hold off on the Marlins Crap post, but this one is too much to believe. It turns out that for the bargain price of $24.95 you can be the proud owner of some dirt gathered from JRS.
The dirt comes in an acrylic case with a tamper proof hologram.
Which means you can get some of your holiday shopping done early and aren't your friends and family going to be so proud to unwrap their gift in December.
This is a public service message from FishStripes.