I was planning on holding off on Marlins Crap for awhile, but then I saw a link that intrigued me: Classic Furniture: Guidecraft Florida Marlins Rocking Chair.
All my life I have loved rocking chairs, especially the handcrafted wooden ones. So when I saw the link I got all excited imagining a well crafted wooden rocking chair with the Marlins emblem tastefully embossed into the design.
And then I click on the link, needless to say it didn't meet my expectations. Classic Furniture, my butt.
Though, perhaps, you may like it.