This isn't much in the news today about the Marlins, or at least there isn't while I'm writing this, so there is only thing to do.....irritate Dan.
Today the Florida Marlins Blinky Buttons is presented. I'm not exactly sure the purpose of this item other than to induce seizures. However, I'm pretty sure it has a goal beyond that.
Oh, and yes, I bookmark this kind of crap all year long so that I can torture you every offseason. I'm special that way.