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I didn't even know they made this:

Florida Marlins Fabulous Sports Thong

If you would like to purchase the above item, and why wouldn't you, it's on eBay and the auction ends on January 3.

I'm so glad that Dan doesn't know where I live because getting kicked in the shin wouldn't be that much least not for me.