Welcome to what is becoming a regular feature on Mondays - Useless Marlins Crap to Buy.
Just when Dan thought I couldn't sink any lower than the trailer hitch cover, he sadly underestimates me. In an attempt to prove that once again there is no floor to the depths I will go to post a story during the off-season, here is today's entry:
Florida Marlins Toddler Girls Cheerleader Dress
It only gets worse from here.