Okay, that didn't rhyme - but I never claimed to be Paul Simon. To answer the question, however, he is going to Asheville.
The Tourists' pitching coach will be Bryan Harvey, who had 177 saves and a 2.54 ERA in nine seasons with the California Angels and Florida Marlins.
Good luck Bryan. But if for some reason, and I can't think of one, the job with Asheville doesn't work out. Can you still close? You're only 43 and if you can, the Marlins may have a spot on the roster available to you. Just a thought.