McCovey Chronicles assessed the possible Benitez trade in a way as only they can.
Well, hamburgers. Benitez deal in doubt. The problem is that the two sides can't agree on what player the Giants would get back. Though I know we could all live with sock puppet effigies of Jim Brower and Matt Blank coming back in a deal, a free Benitez does have a little value. The Giants' bullpen is so thin, you can't blame them for trying to get Eric Gregg.
Wait, Kevin Gregg? Well, yeah, the Marlins aren't going to give that guy up for a tub of goo like Benitez.
Needless to say, the Giants fans don't think very highly of Benitez.