I think that, if nothing else, over the past year we have proven that we are quite capable of our fair share or drinking over here at Fishstripes. I know some of us imbibe on occasion, (some more than others - jrfelix, I'm looking in your direction) and I think everyone enjoys a nice tasty beverage now and then, no? One might even call it our real raison d'etre here. Well... if one were a pretentious bastard.
I just got to thinking about the upcoming season and how much scotch that is going to take to get us through - and lordy-BE! The alcohol industry better send Samson a nice fruit basket or something, because I, for one, will be drinking a river after, during... and hell - before! - games this season. When I read articles like this one and quotes like this -
I think two things -
- How the HELL am I going to survive that? Last year nearly killed me and that bullpen was better than this, although I didn't think that was possible! Oh lord...
- I need to invest in Johnnie Walker.