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A Tale of Two Marlins

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ESPN sums up the Marlins in their latest power rankings:

The good -

9. Florida Marlins A (8-0). A team that averages over seven runs a game in support of a devastating trio of young arms. There is singing on Miami streets; there are "celebrations" in Miami bedrooms. Sh-boom, sh-boom, life can be a dream, sh-boom, sh-boom.

The bad -

30. Florida Marlins B (0-6). A team that averages 1.5 runs per game in support of a devastating trio of young arms. There is wailing in Miami streets; there are "headaches" in Miami bedrooms. Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Oh, and I'm sure I'll be subjecting you to the "life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing" line all summer long.  When I use it, and even when I don't, you can feel free to look at me as the idiot.