I'm sorry, but I can't help myself. Yes, I'd be scared to confront Urbina about any of this in person, but behind my keyboard, this is kind of fun.
Am I the only one who thinks that Urbina's hat...
... makes him look like this guy:
If I remember correctly, Tyson originally talked about having the tattoo completed over the other half of his face. The idea was to make him look like a tiger.
Maybe that's why I think the tiger get up makes Urbina look a little bit less than innocent.
Oh, and memo to Ugie: you're not a Tiger anymore; you're a Phillie.