I heard a rumor, that was supposedly published somewhere that I can't find a link to (a great source, I know), that Alyssa Milano is engaged to Brad Penny or Carl Pavano. I'm not sure which one, but I think she's been linked to both in the past.
I'll keep digging for details. If you know the story, add a comment.
Yeah - I know. But there's not much else "Marlins" to talk about today.