I don't want to jump to any conclusions here... but since the Marlins have been completely unable to even reach the post-season since all the way back to 2003 - much less win the World Series! - could something sinister be afoot?
Could the Marlins be cursed?
We all know of the terrible burden that the Red Sox lived under for all those years since they sent Babe Ruth to the Yankees - and now I am beginning to believe that there are some eerily similar paralells.
Ozzie Guillen is our Babe Ruth - and now the Fish are cursed.
Crap.
Well... I suppose this is at least good news for our resident White Sox fans...