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Wild Pitch!  02/18/12

Godzilla!  Run for your lives!

  • Submit your own funny caption to this weeks photo in the comment section below, just keep it PG-13 and under.
  • Feel free to rec the comments you want nominated (click "actions" then "rec").
  • A tally of wins is posted on the right side of the main page.
  • Authors are not eligible
  • At the end of the season, the person with the most wins will receive the Official Fish Stripes "Caption of the Ship Award!"


This weeks photo includes an emotional catcher.

The 02/04/12 winner is...marlinsfan315 (Apparently Wes misunderstood when Fredi said he wanted to see more bat from him).
Marlinsfan315 will receive 1 point. Congratulations!

Last weeks nominees are ocelotfox, bronzeagle, and xquiles21x.
Last weeks photo was Jose Reyes and his fallen hair.

Poll
Which of last weeks captions was best?

  71 votes | Results

7 comments  | 

Wild Pitch! 02/11/12

Jose Reyes has another electrifying performance.

  • Submit your own funny caption to this weeks photo in the comment section below, just keep it PG-13 and under.
  • Feel free to rec the comments you want nominated (click "actions" then "rec").
  • A tally of wins is posted on the right side of the main page.
  • Authors are not eligible
  • At the end of the season, the person with the most wins will receive the Official Fish Stripes "Caption of the Ship Award!"


This weeks photo includes Jose Reyes and his long hair.

The 01/28/12 winner is...d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. (2/10/10: "Man, dat's crazy talk! I'll tell you what: if the Mets aren't World Champions one year from now, I will take this phone and jam it in my earlobe!")
d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. will receive 1 point. Congratulations on your first win!

Last weeks nominees are TheFinReaper, marlinsfan315, and finzrule.
Last weeks photo was Wes Helms in the dugout.

Poll
Which of last weeks captions was best?
Hey, If I catch the ball and someone catches me do we get two outs?
14 votes
Apparently Wes misunderstood when Fredi said he wanted to see more bat from him.
16 votes
This game is so frustrating, I think I'm gonna flip out!
5 votes

35 votes | Poll has closed

5 comments  | 

Wild Pitch! 02/04/12

Spiderman, Spiderman.  Does whatever a spider can.

  • Submit your own funny caption to this weeks photo in the comment section below, just keep it PG-13 and under.
  • Feel free to rec the comments you want nominated (click "actions" then "rec").
  • A tally of wins is posted on the right side of the main page.
  • Authors are not eligible
  • At the end of the season, the person with the most wins will receive the Official Fish Stripes "Caption of the Ship Award!"


This weeks photo includes Wes Helms and the dugout.

The 01/21/12 winner is...Fish&Friends2012 (Yeah sure Josh Johnson is the No.1 starter….but can he do this?)
Fish&Friends2012 will receive 1 point. Congratulations on your first win!

Last weeks nominees are d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n., marlinsfan315, Fish&Friends2012, Lorenzo919, and finzrule.
Last weeks photo was of a man with a cell phone in an odd place.

Poll
Which of last weeks captions was best?
2/10/10: Man, dat's crazy talk! I'll tell you what: if the Mets aren't World Champions one year from now, I will take this phone and jam it in my earlobe!
18 votes
Can you hear me now? Good...
6 votes
Quick tips for you youngsters out there who wanna spot a scout. If you see a man with a phone attached to his ear, as the great Domingo Ayala once said ’that’s definitely a scout.
6 votes
New and improved hands free phone!
8 votes
Do I have something in my teeth?
9 votes

47 votes | Poll has closed

9 comments  | 

Wild Pitch! 01/28/12

I think he misunderstood how bluetooth works.

  • Submit your own funny caption to this weeks photo in the comment section below, just keep it PG-13 and under.
  • Feel free to rec the comments you want nominated (click "actions" then "rec").
  • A tally of wins is posted on the right side of the main page.
  • Authors are not eligible
  • At the end of the season, the person with the most wins will receive the Official Fish Stripes "Caption of the Ship Award!"


This weeks photo isn't baseball related. I decided to just try a funny picture with the hopes of more participants commenting.
However, I am happy to see the voting numbers rise after adding last weeks poll and picture to the front page.

The 01/14/12 winner is...Jigokusabre (Scratching your face while wearing batting gloves is harder than it looks.) Jigokusabre will receive 1 point.
Congratulations, you are an awesome captioneer for the second straight week!

Last weeks nominees are d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n., Lorenzo919, and Fish&Friends2012.
Last weeks photo was a very flexible Marlin.

6 comments  | 

Wild Pitch! 01/21/12

Players audition for Matrix Revolutions

  • Submit your own funny caption to this weeks photo in the comment section below, just keep it PG-13 and under.
  • Feel free to rec the comments you want nominated (click "actions" then "rec").
  • A tally of wins is posted on the right side of the main page.
  • Authors are not eligible
  • At the end of the season, the person with the most wins will receive the Official Fish Stripes "Caption of the Ship Award!"


This weeks photo includes a very flexible warm-up.

The 01/07/12 winner is...Jigokusabre (Pudge always wanted to try MMA. Yorvit Torrealba wasn’t as excited.) Jigokusabre will receive 1 point.
Congratulations, you are an awesome captioneer.

Last weeks nominees are marlinsfan315, Fish&Friends2012, d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n., and Jigokusabre.
Last weeks photo was of Chris Coghlan in an awkward position..

Poll
Which of last weeks captions was the best?
Cogz is in the process of perfecting a face-plant slide.
9 votes
Ugh! Where am I? That’s it! no more chilling out with "The Hangover" cast
11 votes
Inappropriate Times To Do Ryan Howard Impersonations
14 votes
Scratching your face while wearing batting gloves is harder than it looks.
17 votes

51 votes | Poll has closed

7 comments  | 

Wild Pitch! 01/14/12

If you put your ear to home plate, you can hear Buck roaming.

  • Submit your own funny caption to this weeks photo in the comment section below, just keep it PG-13 and under.
  • Feel free to rec the comments you want nominated (click "actions" then "rec").
  • A tally of wins is posted on the right side of the main page.
  • At the end of the season, the person with the most wins will receive the Official Fish Stripes "Caption of the Ship Award!"


This weeks photo includes Chris Coghlan in an awkward position.

The 12/31/11 winner is...rideallnide (Only you can prevent fire sales!) Rideallnide will receive 1 point.
Congratulations, you are an awesome captioneer.

Last weeks nominees are marlinsfan315, Xeifrank, Jigokusabre, and Spades3612.
Last weeks photo was taken during the 2003 Division Series.

Poll
Which of last weeks captions was the best?
Pudge volunteered to be Torrealba's cheerleader in the Post Game Marbles Tournament
11 votes
It's fun to stay at the... YMCA
7 votes
Pudge always wanted to try MMA. Yorvit Torrealba wasn’t as excited.
12 votes
IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW! (jg wentworth)
9 votes

39 votes | Poll has closed

12 comments  | 

Wild Pitch! 01/07/12

Pudge and the Mermaids (not pictured) spell out victory.

Submit your own funny caption to this weeks photo in the comment section below, just keep it PG-13 and under.

Winners will receive a shout-out about how awesome they are, and a tally of the wins will be posted.

At the end of the season, the person with the most wins will receive the Official Fish Stripes "Caption of the Ship Award!"

This weeks photo includes Pudge in the 2003 Division Series.

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11 comments  | 

Wild Pitch 12/31/11 - Now with polls!

Contraceptive Device-Ice Baby

Submit your own funny caption to this weeks photo in the comment section below, just keep it PG-13 and under.

Winners will receive a shout-out about how awesome they are, and a tally of the wins will be posted.

At the end of the season, the person with the most wins will receive the Official Fish Stripes "Caption of the Ship Award!"

This weeks photo is our own Billy The Marlin sporting his new threads.

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10 comments  | 


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