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Player Nicknames

Over the course of our collective suffering, we here at Fish Stripes have bestowed nicknames upon the players of our beloved team. It has also been suggested that I attempt to invent a few for those that don't otherwise have one. I'll admit that a few of these are probably lame, but I'm attempting dammit!! Lol. Just think of this as version 1.0. So here in no particular order, using the current active roster (10/5/2013), are what we as Stripers have crafted:

First the regular position players:

Logan Morrison - LoMo, Mantis Man

Giancarlo Stanton - #MonsterDong, The Beast

Placido Polanco - Polanco the Bronco

Adeiny Hechavarria - Hech, The Iron Glove

Justin Ruggiano - The Mad Hacker

Greg Dobbs - The Most Interesting Man in Baseball, The Dobber

Donovan Solano - Don Solo

Juan Pierre - Noodle Arm, Elder Statesman

Christian Yelich - Kid Dynamite

Chris Coghlan - Cogz, Pie Man

Rob Brantly - Can't-ley

Jeff Mathis - The Glass Thumb

Then the starting pitchers:

Henderson Alvarez - Hender-NoNo

Nathan Eovaldi - Captain EO

Jacob Turner - J-Turn

Jose Fernandez - The Cuban Express

Tom Koehler - TKO

Then the bullpen:

Mike Dunn - Mini-Mayhem

Steve Cishek - C-Shock

Ryan Webb - Spiderman

Chad Qualls - Fist Pumper (see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTQJQkSRzw0)

AJ Ramos - Rockin Ramos

Dan Jennings - GM's little bro

Chris Hatcher - Hatcher the Catcher

Arquimedes Caminero - The Scientist, The Dominican Greek

Finally the not-so-regulars:

Sam Dyson - Vacuum Guy

Brian Flynn - Son of Errol

Brad Hand - Mister Handman, A ball in Hand's hand is worth 2 on the board

Edgar Olmos - Olmos on the team

Zach Phillips - Z-Left

Koyie Hill - The Lumberjack

Kyle Skipworth - Kyle #1

Derek Dietrich - The Juggler

Ed Lucas - The Bartender

Kyle Jensen - Kyle #2

Jake Marisnick - Glass Knee

Marcell Ozuna - The Wizard

Please feel free to tell me what you think and add a few of your own if you like in the comments.

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