The Mets signed Kiko Calero to a minor league deal, according to Adam Rubin of the New York Daily News (via Twitter). Calero had been looking for a major league deal, so the Mets deserve credit for adding him on a minor league contract.
You can officially let go of whatever shred of hope you were still holding onto where K-Lero was concerned.
The only words that come to mind in light of this news are ones that I am contractually prohibited to print on an SB Nation blog. And so I will leave the discussion to you.