In "the best news you've heard all week" category, JCR gives us an update on the Marlins interest in Kevin Gregg:

while the Marlins did reach out to former closer Kevin Gregg, don't look for a reunion. Gregg has received more lucrative offers from other clubs and is believed to be close to signing with either the Rockies or Blue Jays.

Heartbeats, please return to your regularly scheduled rhythm.

There are times when the Marlins, ahem,"frugality" is a Fish fan's best friend.