As everyone in the U.S. knows, Regis Philbin threw out the first pitch in yesterday's game.

Here is what he had to say about it:

(On throwing out the first pitch): I was disappointed with my pitch. I wanted to knock [Cody] Ross down, but I just couldn't do it.

All I have to say is, if you keep using that same pitching motion, not only will you never knock Cody down, you will end up being a patient of Dr. Andrews.

It was a nice effort, however.