Jeff Conine at dinner

Should ever have the chance to have Jeff Conine over for dinner - hide your towels.

From the interview: 60 seconds with Marlins special assistant and former player Jeff Conine.

Did you ever steal a napkin or a fork?

Sure. I've got presidential M&Ms. I got some towels from the bathroom.

You took towels from the bathroom?

It's got the seal on it, man! They're not cloth hand towels. They're paper. They were all lined up nice and neat with the presidential seal on it.

They use paper towels at the White House?

Something gives me idea that if Jeff needs to use the restroom in the future at the White House he will be directed to the lawn.

But I will say this, in his defense, he is my kinda guy.

Click on the link on read the whole interview.