I have no idea what Kiko Calero did in a past life, but whatever it was, it wasn't good.

...free-agent right-hander Kiki Calero may be on the Cubs' radar. Calero went 2-2 with a 1.95 ERA in 67 games last season with the Marlins.

There are worse things than being a Cub, I guess, like being a Phillie, but you know things aren't exactly lining up your way when the biggest newspaper in Chicago can't even bother to spell your name correctly.