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Ichthyomancy Returns!

 

Edit: Craig here.  The following post was first made on FishStripes on April 3, 2006,  Since you can't improve on a classic, it is reposted here today.  If you didn't know Wiggins, I immediately know two things about you.  One: you still own all the pieces of your family's silverware.  And two: you missed out on a lot of laughs.  So without any further ado, here is an oldie but a goodie.

"Ichthyomancy - what the hell is that?"  Do you say?

Well... I'm glad I'm here to help.

If one were to check the site dictionary one would see that the definition is "Divination by the heads or the entrails of fishes."  

Now - isn't that helpful?

Okay, okay - enough beating around the bush - Ichthyomancy is our fun way to make predictions about upcoming games, getting everyone involved and having a grand old time with each game of the season.  It's fun, it's free and everyone's invited!

Here's how it works (a lot of you already know this but for our more recent friends, or just for anyone who hasn't played before) -

For each game we will have an open thread, and in the comments for that we will invite anyone who wishes to, to make predictions about the game (whether you actually use the heads and entrails of fish to make your predictions - I leave that up to you).  After the game, we will give out points to those who made the best predictions - keeping a tally of points as the season goes on and crowning a glorious winner at the end!

For each game you can make three predictions -

  1. Attendance.  This is straightforward enough, and I think the object for most of the games at JRS (since I still can't bring myself to call it Dolphin stadium) will be to go as low as possible.  One point awarded per night - the winner will be the one who guesses closest (duh).
  2. Players of the game.  Also pretty straightforward - and since this is a Marlins site, we'll be giving points only for Fish players (unless you are visiting from another team's site - Dex, I'm looking in your direction!).  You get to pick one player who you think will contribute most to the night's win, and if he has a good night you're set.  We'll award points for a maximum of three players per night, and no points awarded in blowout losses.
  3.  Above and beyond picks.  This is where it gets fun!  Everyone gets to make one more pick where they can predict something else that will happen during the game.  Do you feel in your gut (or your fish's guts) that Hermida will hit another grand slam - and it will be in the fourth inning?  Make that pick.  If it happens - you look like a genius and get a point - maybe three as that would be a really good pick.  The more detailed and imaginative you get, the more points you get, but also the less likely it is to happen.  Have fun with it!  But not too much fun (Dex - I'm looking in your direction again).

That's about it.  Remember - this is for everyone and it is fun!  Don't feel shy - if you haven't done it before, now is the perfect time to start.  We'll have an open thread up later today for tonight's game and I expect to see some picks made, people!  If you are a lurker who hasn't signed up for the site - now's the time!

Did I mention we will have FABULOUS PRIZES for the winner??!?!?

Oh yeah.  Fabulous prizes.

Ichthyomancy.  It's where it's at, baby.

[Update] I forgot to mention - and this should be self-evident, but... picks need to be in before the game starts, with the exception of attendance, which can be changed/added after the game has started (up to an hour after game-time), to allow for everyone to change their minds about the guess after seeing the stadium. Sound fair?

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These are picks for the 2009 opener

But it is funny to see my picks from last year, ha.
Anyways, my proper ichthyomancy picks for today’s game against the Nats…

34,092
Uggla
Marlins XBH = Nats R x 2

I'm doin the Fish again. (Yeah, yeah, yeah.)

by colombo259 on Apr 6, 2009 10:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good to be back

I always find my way back over to Fish Stripes once the season gets underway. I can’t help it, I love me some Fish Stripes with my Marlins baseball!

I'm doin the Fish again. (Yeah, yeah, yeah.)

by colombo259 on Apr 6, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2009 Opener

So excited that Marlins season is back!

33, 055
Nolasco
Nolasco 7+ Ks

by hoyamarlin on Apr 6, 2009 11:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Fish are back baby!!!!!

Hendrikson couldnt even crack this rotation, ugh. So happy to be in 2009. We will go as far as this roattion will carry us. Im listening to 790 the ticket and Volstad is one of the first guys there running laps in the outfield. Love him.

41,123
Bonifacio (pleaseeeeee)
A hit each for Marlins 1-8

by FriedFish on Apr 6, 2009 11:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

in all fairness,

Hendrickson was the Opening Day starter only by default because of the injuries to Johnson and Nolasco. And let’s not forget that he did pretty well the fist couple months. On May 20 of last year, Hendrickson was 8-3 with a 3.72 ERA. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter he remembered that he didn’t know how to pitch..

by Fishcrazy on Apr 6, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

attendance change:

34,666.333

the rest of the picks are in the chum bucket thread.

I can’t believe it’s alreayd opening day! I’m so excited for this year, with the exception of Bonifacio.

by Fishcrazy on Apr 6, 2009 11:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

picks

39,541
Nolasco
Bonafacio gets a hit in his first AB, then steals 2nd, and then scores a run.

by Fluxuation on Apr 6, 2009 11:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On my way

38,888
Nolasco
Maybin: 9th inning walk off HR

by brickell on Apr 6, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Picks

35,120
Nolasco
Hanley hits a homerun

by Pgammons12 on Apr 6, 2009 12:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What will Pro Robbie's "capacity" be this year?

Since it changes every year…

37,890
Nolasco
If It Gets Him Off The Field, Isn’t That Positive? Edition: Bonifacio CS, E

by dan 2.0 on Apr 6, 2009 1:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pickity picks

32,900
Ross
Bonifacio – CS

by dgriot on Apr 6, 2009 1:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pickage

33,390
Hermida
Maybin- 1 hit 1 run 1 steal

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by DolPhanDave on Apr 6, 2009 1:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks Craig!

I’ll admit i was curious when I saw this last season, so after putting up the explanation (thanks for that btw) now i can participate!

Heading to the stadium now, enjoy the game everyone!!!!

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by DolPhanDave on Apr 6, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slick Rick

32,420
Ricky Nolasco
Ricky N 8+ K’s

by whalers71 on Apr 6, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pissed Off Picks

First Opening Day I’ve missed since ’02. My “buddies” said they had to help there mom move today. How the F did they not know this 2 days ago. Stupid unemployed, alcoholic a-holes!

29,997
Cantu
Marlins >3 XBH & Bonafishio R+SB+RBI >2

by HadMatter on Apr 6, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Picks

38,900
Cantu
Marlins: HR + E = 3

by Spud on Apr 6, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

picks

27,000
Ross
Fish HR > Nationals HR

by weird vic on Apr 6, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

picks picks picks

29,370
Maybin
Marlins have 4+ run inning

by The Architect on Apr 6, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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