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Does anyone know of a fast, easy, painless, and inexpensive way to have a tattoo removed?

I'll try to explain the situation as well as I can (although I'll admit right now that most of the details are foggy)...

As some of you know, I was out of town this past weekend. Needless to say, things got a little crazy. I woke up yesterday (Sunday) morning on the floor of an apartment just a few miles south of Ocala. How I ended up near Ocala, I'm not sure. Actually, I'm not even sure who lived in the apartment I was in or how I got there. There wasn't anyone in the apartment when I woke up either. There clearly had been recently -- it looked like there'd been a party there the previous night (Saturday) and the Sunday paper was partially read on the kitchen table. They'd also left a note taped to the television that said something like, "Mike - We went out for some breakfast..." Then it was signed with an illegible name.

Had the name been legible, I might have stayed. Since it wasn't and I didn't know where I was, I thought I should get out of there. Fortunately my car was there, so I was able to get myself out of there.

Just as soon as I left though I noticed a tattoo on my left arm. It's a heart with an arrow through it. Above the arrow it says "Mandy" and below the arrow it says "Mike".

Now I've never known anyone named Mandy in my life. And I'm pretty sure that the name on the note was not Mandy.

Needless to say, I want the tattoo gone and I don't want to remember anything about this past weekend. Not that I remember much anyway.

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Pray Mandy isn't vindictive
Taking the fun out of it - for everyone.

by wiggins on Feb 20, 2006 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

Dude
I don't even know who Mandy is.
"Cherish the time." -- R.A.M.

by mike42 on Feb 20, 2006 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I already expressed my opinion
and got censored.
Taking the fun out of it - for everyone.

by wiggins on Feb 20, 2006 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Only because it incorrectly...
represented the story.
"Cherish the time." -- R.A.M.

by mike42 on Feb 20, 2006 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You changed the story
just because my theory made you uncomfortable.
Taking the fun out of it - for everyone.

by wiggins on Feb 20, 2006 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Now you're living up to your sig
Ruining the fun for everyone.
"Cherish the time." -- R.A.M.

by mike42 on Feb 20, 2006 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh.
I do what I can.

Feel free to censor away again.  I'm fine with that.

Taking the fun out of it - for everyone.

by wiggins on Feb 20, 2006 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

dude
my bad. i wouldnt have left for breakfast if i knew you were gonna freak out and bolt. mandy says hi by the way.
I would be one of the top five general managers in baseball right now.

by jrfelix on Feb 20, 2006 11:57 PM EST reply actions  

I told you!
Taking the fun out of it - for everyone.

by wiggins on Feb 21, 2006 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

your deleted comment was a theory about me?
I would be one of the top five general managers in baseball right now.

by jrfelix on Feb 21, 2006 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Wiggins' allegations
The Wigster alleged that I was partying with you in Gainesville and that was why all this went down how it did. I told him that I wasn't in G'ville (at least not when I woke up), but Ocala.
"Cherish the time." -- R.A.M.

by mike42 on Feb 21, 2006 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Like, wow
So, it sounds like you owe me:

1 - Mandy's phone number
2 - A recap of what it is that happened on Saturday

"Cherish the time." -- R.A.M.

by mike42 on Feb 21, 2006 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

sorry
i cant give you mandy's phone number. it's not that she doesnt want you to have it, it's mostly just that she's my dog.

as for why you dont remember anything, its probably because of the mescaline. i told you not to, but you  said you could handle it. personally, i think you were just trying to impress those hookers. wait, was one of them named mandy too?

I can't believe Mike doesn't remember Ocala - he was having a GREAT time!

by jrfelix on Feb 21, 2006 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow
I'll be back in awhile. I'm off to the doctor to have some tests run.
"Cherish the time." -- R.A.M.

by mike42 on Feb 21, 2006 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Too real
And not at all real, all at the same time. Actually, this is pretty much the opposite of my weekend, but in a very good way.
"Cherish the time." -- R.A.M.

by mike42 on Feb 21, 2006 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

from wikipedia
if you really want to get your tat removed, this info might help. but mandy would be very disappointed.

Tattoo removal

Tattoos can be wholly or partially removed by cosmetic surgical techniques, most commonly through the use of lasers. The laser reacts with the ink in the tattoo, and breaks it down. After this, the patients body then absorbs the broken-down ink and the skin heals once more. The procedure can be expensive, and very painful (some say more so than the original tattoo) and often requires many repeated visits to remove a small tattoo. It also may not be entirely effective in leaving unblemished skin, due to the fact that tattoos also scar the skin to varying degrees, depending on how the tattoo was applied, the way the skin healed, and the area that was tattooed.

Overall, green-based ink is the most difficult to remove. Black ink is most readily broken down by the laser, and unprofessional tattoos done at home are the easiest ones to remove, due to the low quality of ink used, as well as the inneffective manner in which they were applied. Before the advent of laser removal, tattoos could be (at least partially) removed by (1) loading hydrogen peroxide into a tattoo machine and then retracing the tattoo with the chemical (2) dermabrasion (3) surgically cutting the tattoo out of the skin. However, this method often resulted in a scar that was just as unsightly as the original tattoo.

A newer method of removal is by tattooing glycolic acid into the skin with a tattoo machine, the acid pushes the ink to the surface of the skin in the scab, the scab is later removed. This method supposedly scars less than lasering. Glycolic acid is also used for facial peels; when used for tattoo removal, a lower percentage mix is used.

I can't believe Mike doesn't remember Ocala - he was having a GREAT time!

by jrfelix on Feb 21, 2006 1:06 AM EST reply actions  

Great
First of all, thanks to whoever decided to make this tattoo predominantly green (I'm still not sure why that makes sense when it's mostly a heart, but I suppose y'all knew it would be difficult to remove).

Yeah, a laser solution sounds inexpensive.

I'm. So. Screwed.

"Cherish the time." -- R.A.M.

by mike42 on Feb 21, 2006 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

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