Dontrelle Willis "Facts"

Dontrelle Willis is invincible. If you don't believe me, check out this picture:

That's the car that Willis was driving one day early in 2003. In case you can't tell, that was a Ford Mustang. Dontrelle was driving when the car rolled over on the freeway.

He walked away from the accident unharmed.

Later that year he made his major league debut. Shortly after that, he won the Rookie of the Year award and played a large role in the Marlins winning the World Series.

Thus, the evidence clearly indicates that Dontrelle Willis, whether you call him the D-Train or the A-Train, is invincible.

Granted, that example of Mr. Willis is true. But what I'm hoping to do here today is to have some fun by creating some "facts" about Willis' greatness, which may or may not be true. Inspired both by facts about Chuck Norris (which, by the way, Norris approves of) and a thread over at White Sox Insider about Kenny Williams (the White Sox GM, for those of you who missed the World Series), I thought it would be fun to make up a list of "facts" about our own Dontrelle Willis. If you want, you can use another Marlin, but Willis (along with Cabrera) is about all that we've got right now.

In case you're not familiar with this, here are some of my favorites about Kenny Williams:

And here are a few about Chuck Norris:

I'll add some about Dontrelle:

• When the umpire says, "Play ball", Dontrelle Willis says, "Say please."
  
• There are two kinds of major league pitchers: those that suck and Dontrelle Willis.
  
• Dontrelle Willis never uses doors. The thunderous might of his fists can reduce any wall to rubble, yet he strikes with such precision that only a Dontrelle Willis-sized hole is smashed through the wall. Anything else would be excessive.