Maybe it's just in my head, but it seems like everyone's fascination with Miguel Cabrera has reached Mike Ditka/Bears like proportions.

That was the spirit of the poll today. You know, something like: "if the Marlins were made up of a team of one Miguel Cabrera and twenty-four mini-Cabreras, would they be the best team of all time?" The answer, of course, is that they would - but only if the coaching staff was made up exclusively of Cabreras.