The Yankees have just traded for Shawn Chacon in exchange for 2 minor leaguers, grreeaattt.

In the past month, the Yankees have obtained Darrel May, Tim Redding, Al Leiter, Hideo Nomo, and now Chacon...when will it stop?

How can the Yankees just go out and pick up random castoffs continuously and not learn that these players are not going to make a difference down the stretch...

How can Alois Leiter put a Yankee uniform on and all of sudden fix his mechanics and pitch great every 5th day?

What is going to make Hideo Nomo turn his pitiful season in Tampa Bay around just because he puts pinstripes on?

How would Darell May and Tim Redding decide to abandon their enormous ERA's without changing anything except their employer?

Why do the Bombers think that an unproven pitcher in Shawn Chacon can leave the mountains and turn into the missing piece of their rotation?

The answer to all of these questions rest in the decisions of Mr. Geroge Steinbrenner and his pet, Brian Cashman...

F the Yankees and F AL LEITER!!!